Duke Nukem

1. Alien Ass Kicker
2. The Man Who Saves Our Chicks

Lets Rock!

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Duke Nukem

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time

That's one Doomed space marine...

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Duke Nukem

Alien Asskicker
FEEL THE BURN!

It's time to Kick ass and chew bubblegum... an I'm all outta gum.

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Duke Nukem

The Best Alien Ass Kicker

Damn, Duke Nukem is lookin good

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Duke Nukem

Alien Ass kicking exterminator!

Duke talking to Evil Duke"Your too good looking to kill,but I'm gonna kill you anyway"

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Duke Nukem

A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.

Quotes:

"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"

Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?

Guy #2: Who's he?

Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!

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Duke Nukem

The video game version of Chuck Norris

If chuck norris was a character he would be duke nukem

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