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a place where you can buy a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar and pay 29$ shipping
but atleast you didnt pay sales tax.....
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The only place where you can sell your soul and get $20 for it.
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An online auction house known worldwide where it is almost impossible to advertise your own website under your ebay account because ebay is so cheap it doesn't want to give away fuck for free. Also nowadays if you sell under a certain quota they fucking close your account because they think you can't help them earn enough.
Fuck ebay! What you gonna do when I don't need to sell my shitz with you biach!
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In the book City of Bones from The Mortal Instruments series, Clary calls ebay "A mythical place of great magical power."
Jace-"...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
Clary-"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay"
Jace-"Selling them on what?"
Clary-"A mythical place of great magical power."
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Great place to sell stolen stuff.
Ebay is a great black market.
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A place where you can buy used underpants.
Ebay is an excellent online forum for the trading of second-hand undergarments.
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corporate assholes who want to charge you to for using there website as a yardsale.
damnit, my account got suspended because i didnt pay my 5 billion dollar worth of ebay fees for listing a one dollar porno
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