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elton john

Absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. Personally my favourite singer since I was 4. Just so happens to be a homosexual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! Everyone get a copy of "Your Song" right now!

Person 1: WOW! Elton John kicks ass
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.

by ae_andrea February 25, 2004

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elton john

One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.

Elton John sung Rocket Man. 'Nuff said.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

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elton john

elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing

Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)

by jballadelahood June 8, 2006

187๐Ÿ‘ 129๐Ÿ‘Ž


elton john

A talented musician who prefers wangs in his bum.

Elton John's hits include "Crocodile Rock," "Rocketman," "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road," "Candle in the Wind," and David Furnish's ass.

by Pimpmaster Pete May 19, 2007

77๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


elton john

the gayist piano player to ever play. Usually like to
a. play the piano
b. suck cock
c. suck some more cock
and d. suck some even more cock

elton john can suck my cock (actually i take that back he probally will)

by M. lawrence February 8, 2007

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elton john

a boss. he's been in songs with 2Pac and Eminem. it doesn't matter if hey's gay, he's cool.

search eminem ft. elton john grammy performance on youtube

by big big boiii December 14, 2009

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elton john

It's simple. Elton John is gay right? So instead of saying gay you say Elton John, it doesn't always work so don't get caught sounding retarded.

Dude who slices his finger open:"fucking Elton John"!!

by sssshhhhhh January 24, 2007

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