Emo Eliminator

1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.

2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.

1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.

2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.

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