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when your dad doesn't love you and ignores your existence
"hey man, how's it going?"
"dude i'm feeling very eric trump right now"
"what?"
"i don't fink my daddy wuvs me"
"well in all fairness to him, i wouldn't either"
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Eric Trump is the third eldest Trump child and the last child that Donald Trump had with Ivana Trump. Eric Trump is known for being a retarded degenerate with an IQ of 24. He is even dumber than his brother, Donald Trump Jr.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Eric Trump?
Donald Trump: My son Eric, is literally retarded. I am totally ashamed to be his father.
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To make an egregiously untrue statement about oneself as though it were fact.
Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”
Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."