fat chance

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

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fat chance

Actual meaning: a very good chance, opposite of a slim chance.

Typical usage: sarcasticly, as to imply that there is no chance in hell.

Let's do the right thing and serve these guys!

Pschh. Fat chance. (chuckles)

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fat chance

The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.

That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.

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Fat chance

Something that is impossible to do.

We need to find a way how to escape from this place.
Fat chance.

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fat fucking chance

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening

Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

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