flying vagina attack

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

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Fly Vagina

When one’s pubic hair sticks through the front of one’s underwear giving it the spiky texture of a fly’s body.

“Yeah, I just couldn’t go through with it. He had too much Fly Vagina for my liking.”