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The most wonderful town in Colorado where the beer flows like wine. Commonly referred to as: Fort Fun, The Fort, and Fo Co.
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Just a correction to markw2's wonderful definition of our drunken small town.
FRHS has really sapped out many of the "daddy got me a BMW for Christmas" kids from FCHS, and now most of what's left is more "I'll fuck you up, pinche puto!"
This is a better tagline:
FCHS: Mas Mexicano que mexico
A white Fort Collins High student referred to lingering in gold -formerly red- hall as our own Spanish 6 course.
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A large town in northern Colorado. Similar to boulder except larger, with less shit to do. Four large high schools, two smaller schools. lots of white kids. Often called the "vanilla valley". lots of breweries, some microbrews. high school breakdown:
FCHS: mexicans and semi-rich white kids
FRHS: trust funds and shit
PHS: Mexicans, hicks, IB kids
Rocky: Mixed breed
Polaris: weed and hipsters
Centennial: Kill people burn shit fuck school
Person 1: "Let's go to fort collins!"
Person 2: "Yeah, maybe we can catch a shitty b-list rapper who had a hit underground song 20 years ago."
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Used to be a small, boring, cow town, oh wait it still IS.
Places close too early, if you're under 21 there ain't sh*t to do, the mall is one floor and too small, vanilla valley, not enough places to dance and traffic is worse than Denver
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A place that is filled with fast women, cars, guns, drugs, gangs, and much more. What you don’t see on the news you’ll see on foco snaps or some gang members instagram live. Late night parties and dreams of owning the town are the thoughts on everyone’s mind including mine.
Shit bruh let’s head out to Fort Collins tonight I hear they got some of the purest shit and the best women.
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The place where all the white people from Aurora go when their tired of getting beat up, nobody there can fight. The 10th whitest town in America
Im tired of all this violence, Im leaving for Fort Collins!
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A place located literally next to the middle of no where. High rents, low wages are common here. Three kinds of people live here. The first two are either your snot nosed hipsters or general retirees. The last are just complete fuckheads.
Steve: “Hey John i’m thinking of going to Fort Collins for the hipster coffee, is it worth it?”
John: “No way don’t go there, you’ll probably get raped by the locals.”
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