gathered

the most lame and pointless alternative to saying "figured"

christine: you have a friend that goes here?
matt: yeah, she's in the same grade as me
christine: gathered.
matt:... wtf?
christine: gathered! like figured...
matt: wha - who the hell says that??

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gathered

When you collect a bitch by dragging them by the head of the hair. To make one scared of you.

Katherine gathered Uma after Uma stole Kay's song.

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Gather

When a person tries to come for you or question you and your authority, you retaliate with pure indiscriminate justice. This often times makes the victim embarrassed, ashamed or belitted.

This chick was tryin'to pop off in front of her lame ass friends. What she doesn't know is that I will gather her trifling ass if she keeps on.

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gathers

London word for Police...

They "Gather you up" to arrest you

Watch out the gathers are up your arse

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gather

verb- the act of collecting fruits, berries, and nuts into a satchel of some sort. Someone who performs this act is referred to as a gatherer. Typically humans who are named Wayne or have the surname Wayne tend to be the better gatherers. Such gatherers also gather themselves, their satchels, and many and much moments. Some gatherers in the pop culture world include Wayne Brady and Satchel Paige.

Steinberger: gather yourselves, gather your satchels, gather many and much moments

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gather

The local constables. They gather you up.

"Here come the 'Gather', split"

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gathering

A get-together called a 'gathering' instead of a party, just in case people don't turn up and it turns out to be.. well.. pretty dull.

We're having a gathering Saturday night. Wanna come?

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