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a popular heartburn/indigestion medicine that has ads.
if its ad were to be published with the song "This is my kingdom come" .
you will become horny.
doctor: i prescribe your failing heart with 7 major complications with gaviscon.
guy with failing heart: thank you.
While the word gaviscon is commonly attributed to a certain brand of heartburn and indigestion treatments, it has a completely different meaning that has not entered even the simplest of household vernaculars.
It means:
1) A ridiculously incompetent or underperforming individual in a particular area,
2) An extremely prevalent disappointment,
3) A person whose vocabulary routinely involves profanity and biological accusation and is generally a cock,
4) Something with low-standards.
1) The way Mary handles spreadsheets is disgusting. I have half a mind to fire that gaviscon.
2) Mate! You see that fookin' goal last night? What a fookin' gaviscon mate!
3) "You all fondle children and **** yourselves in the ****ing ******* you ****ing ******"
"Sod off, you gaviscon."
4) Hello, I'm Jeremy Clarkson, and you're watching Top Gear.
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The act of one shooting their muck too early.
As Amanda began to undo Rodney's trousers he was unable to contain himself and suffered a gaviscon moment