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Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.
Since I couldn't piss into my loafer, I gave dat chick a golden gopher.
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When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.
My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,
Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities