Himalayan Mongoose

you have to drink beer the night before, so you get that molten chico stick kinda shit and the chick has to have big tits.

You drop that chico stick deuce between her tits, smash them together and make them stick. Then you punch your dick between her tits from the underside, piss in her face this way. Flip her over, bang her in the ass until you nut. Flip her back over, tit fuck her before you get soft, then jam your shit/piss/nut covered peener in her cunt. For bonus points, grab her bologna drapes (pootie lips), spread them wide, and fill it full of half digested pizza. This is technically a Flying Himalayan Mongooes. If you do it right, you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

Dude, I gave my neighbors wife a Flying Himalayan Mongoose last week. I felt bad and bought some flowers for her funeral yesterday.

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Flying Himalayan Mongoose

Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.

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