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A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.
Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*
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When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
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Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."
*Bonk*
"You're going to Horny Jail!"
"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"
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The place internet perverts go when the Horny Police catch them being horny. Most people go to jail when they simp for streamers/anime characters. Every one gets a trial at the horny court and a horny lawyer before they go to horny jail. Beware Doge, wielder of baseball bat, bounty hunter who sends people to horny jail with one hit of his bat.
Person 1: SSSniperwolf is sooo hot! Would smash!
Person 2: Yessssssss!
Person 3: GUYS STOP BEFORE THE HORNY POLICE CATCH US!! We'll go to horny jail!!
(THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP)
Person 1, 2, and 3,: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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This is an inexcapible cell in which you will never see the light of day again. being in horney jail is worse than death.
Dog: go to horny jail
Other dog: *Bonk*
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A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?
Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!
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The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.
“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”
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