Hot Amos

A type of snack made by dipping a Famous Amos cookie in hot water. Usually eaten by office workers using whatever available supplies they can find to approximate a soft cookie fresh out of the oven. Occasionally defended by those same people as a legitimately good food, but that may just be the copium talking.

"Listen, a Hot Amos is good, okay? You take the cookie, dip it in hot water, and shove it in your stupid face."

"But why can't you just use milk?"

"My work didn't have a milk dispenser - it had a hot water dispenser."

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Hot Amos

A cheap packaged cookie (typically Famous Amos) dunked in hot water rather than milk.

“What the hell are you doing to that poor cookie?”
“You’ve never had a Hot Amos? They counteract the cookies’ dryness and gives them that perfect fresh-baked warmth!”
“You belong in prison.”