I'd do it

A rather generic phrase used to show you're better than someone because you're braver or more stupid

Man-If you ever see a tornado, you should throw something in it
Friend-Why? That's dumb
Man-Naw, I'd do it

I'd do him

An emphatic or yielding response to a question regarding what one thinks of a dude when asked by a girlfriend.

Her: "Dude in the blue plaid, yay or nay?"
She: "I'd do him."
Her: "Of course you would, but not what I asked."
She: "Ugh, fine. What to join us?"

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I'd do that for a dollar

A phrase started by Big Brother and America's player, Eric. As one of his many challenges, Eric had to say this phrase and get at least two or three people to start saying it to. Sometimes confused with, "I'd hit that", yet these phrases have complete different meanings. "I'd do that for a dollar" states that you will do something stupid (i.e jump naked into a lake when it's near below freezing outside) for one dollar.

"I'd do that for a dollar," Eric.
"Dude, I know him. He would do that for a dollar," Dick.

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i'd do it on a wednesday

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.

Damn that girl is gorgeous. I'd do it on a Wednesday.

Yea I'd do her

Gaelic - "a hole's a hole": Latin - TaP-tHAT-AsS, see "I'd do worse"

You would too, so stop lying to me and to yourself.

Spermu: "Yea I'd do her."
Spermu: "I'd do worse."
Fagshit: "A whore's a whore, of course, of course."
Spermu: "All cute girls are sluts."
Fagshit: "All cute girls are whores."

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I mean, I'd do her

phrase often uttered by guys about a girl that really isn't hot or even cute, but if she was laid out you would fuck her. Doesn't mean any girl that walks, but there is a feel or intuition that would make a guy say the phrase.

"I heard you made out with that APK girl last night. Is she hot?"
"Nah, not hot at all. But I mean, I'd do her."

"You don't think that Snooki is hot?
"No she's sucks. Well I mean, I'd do her."

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I'd rather do this than FUCK.

Sarcasm,,,,self explanatory.

Used when given a task that's,,,, undesirable.

Hey Joe,,,,you have a boatload of fish to clean,,,how do you feel about that ? I'd rather do this than FUCK.