I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.

I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.

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I don't know

I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)

Barry: "What does "IDK" mean?"
larry: "I don't know."
Barry: "God dammit nobody seems to."

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I don't know

What do you think it means? Whats that? You don't know? OH MY GOD! YOU JUST WORKED IT OT!

Why the hell are you reading definitions of "I Don't Know"?

Man... I don't know!

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i don't know

the three most helpful words in any relationship

who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know

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I don't know

I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.

Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.

1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."

**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."

2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."

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I don't know

An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer

"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"

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i don't know

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

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