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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
9/11 was an inside job
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Verb. When you go to a university house party, and you don't bring booze but you still get plastered. Because you end up taking sips of everyone else's drinks. So you get drunk a lot faster because of the different types of alcohols mixed in your gut.
Tim: Dude I got so drunk at that party last night. It was ridiculous I just jet fueled through that shit.
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verb; to sneeze or cough while pooping increasing the pressure and helping to finish quicker
I never would have made it to class on time if I hadn't jet fueled through that deuce.
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Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
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When you put every alcoholic drink under the sun into one big fuck off bottle.
With the drinks leftover from the party last night Matt made some Jet Fuel.
Fuck bro, that Jet fuel goes hard.
According to my high school principle, joints can be laced with this substance and, when smoked, is fatal to high school swimmers.
That chick smoked a joint laced with jet fuel and she died! Oh noes!
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The farts you get on an airplane due to the changes in atmospheric pressure.
I had some serious jet fuel on my flight last night as we made our descent into JFK. Luckily, a guy spent a while in the bathroom so everyone thought it was him.
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