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This Dimension's Lex Luthor
Jeff Bezos is literally just Lex Luthor at this point.
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When you take a little bit of shrooms and you get kinda high but don’t actually go to space. As opposed to Neil Armstronging it the whole way.
I have a pretty busy day tomorrow so I’m just gonna Jeff Bezos it a little tonight.
Part-robot who employs the largest number of people in poverty and kills his employees
Dude 1: Did you know the median salary at amazon is $28,000? That means 325,000 people are making below the poverty line!
Dude 2: not surprised. Did you know that Jeff Bezos likes to kill his employees?
Dude 1: Yeah I heard that instead of putting AC in his factory when it was 110 degrees he hired a bunch of niggas to park medical trucks outside the building and revive people who fainted
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Some Rich Bastard That Would Rather Put His Money Into A Space Company Instead Of Ending World Hunger Basically A Harmless Dictator
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Jeff who?
Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"
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A name to call people if they are bald
Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!
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An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.
Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.
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