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jon stewart

the correct spelling of john stewart. the very funny, and very jewey host of the daily show with jon stewart.

"did you see when jon stewart owned tucker carlson on crossfire?"

by opossum March 19, 2005

2170πŸ‘ 1160πŸ‘Ž


jon stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.

-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"

by darkochick October 2, 2005

1573πŸ‘ 990πŸ‘Ž


jon stewart

1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.

Jon Stewart >>> you.

by oberchode March 9, 2006

1651πŸ‘ 1211πŸ‘Ž


Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.

(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart

by starwarsgeek133 September 5, 2010

401πŸ‘ 232πŸ‘Ž


Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley

<3

VIVA LA STEWART !

Jon Stewart makes me smile :D

by jewfetish July 19, 2009

440πŸ‘ 275πŸ‘Ž


Jon Stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.

"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."

by HeatherLovesCorddry November 9, 2005

745πŸ‘ 587πŸ‘Ž


Jon Stewart

Widely considered by many to be the most important Jew on the earth.

The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed β€œProtect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”

by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010

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