July 17th

July 17th is ‘International Ignore All Girls Named Julia Day.’

Julia: Hi!
Boy: I can’t talk to you today.
Julia: Why?
Boy: It’s July 17th! International Ignore All Girls Named Julia Day.

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July 17th

July 17th is the day where heathers are born! Prettiest fucking heathers that ever existed!!!NOT ONLY a Heather but an EXTRA pretty heather

July 17th Heather: what do I mean?

Opposite person: your a REALLY fucking pretty heather!

July 17th heather: thx but I'm being serious
Opposite person: I'm being serious too
July 17th heather : oop-

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July 17th

Fight your cousin day

On July 17th you have to fight your cousin

July 17th

the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!

Person A: When’s your birthday?

Person B: July 17th!!

Person A: Oh, that’s why your so hot..

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July 17th

If u were born this day you’re probably short...sorry just facts

Person: hey when were u born?
Person2: July 17th
Person:OHH! That’s why you’re short 😂

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JULY 17th

If you were born in this day you are scary, mysterious, crazy and dangerous etc.
But the weird thing is your gorgeous at the Sam time...what did I say...mysterious...

I was born on July 17th.

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july 17th

the day the most amazing, most talented, and most sexist people were married!! I LOVE YOU

omg did you hear the sexiest people alive get married on July 17th??
yes I did!! I got married that day.