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Keir Starmer

(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.

"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."

by cobble giblets October 16, 2023

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Keir Starmer

Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.

Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.

Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.

by A jolly fine fellow January 8, 2021

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Keir Starmer

As boring as John Major and as honest as Boris Johnson. The establishment's choice for prime minister.

Keir Starmer is a prick

by ehnowthen July 13, 2024

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Keir Starmer

Wet-Wipe

Keir Starmer is a Wet Wipe

by Ghanghster May 9, 2024

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Keir Starmer

Former director of public prosecutions from 2008 to 2013.
Worked heavily with US intelligence services, including working heavily to get Julian Assange sent to death row via a SuperMax.

UK prime minister from July 4th 2024. His approval rating has plummeted by 31 points in 2 months since.

Keir Starmer is widely hated, and rightly so.

by billgatesNWO September 11, 2024


Keir Starmer

A walking contradiction, the king of hypocrisy.

Keir Starmer pledged to tackle corruption in politics if elected as Prime Minister but within 2 months of being elected was embroiled in a corruption scandal surrounding himself.

by dodgydave20 August 26, 2024

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Keir Starmer

See- Warmonger
Also See- Retard

Voting Keir Starmer is the worst thing you could've done fellow Brits, well done!

by Rotten Turkey July 11, 2024

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