lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

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lobsters

when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.

"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"

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lobsters

Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

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the lobster

is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.

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Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

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It's not a lobster

When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.

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lobster

Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.

You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster

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