My dad

Gone

My dad is gone

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My dad

.........

where's your dad?
idk, my dad, hes like the rain in chile, only there once in a 1000 years

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My dad

someone who went to the gas station 15 years ago to get milk

mommy, when is my dad coming back? its been 4 years

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My dad

The man who nailed your mom

Without my dad, I would never have been conceived.

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My dad

A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now

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My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

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My dad

Gone, for good

My dad is gone, he got milk

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