My dick is big

It really really really really really really BIG

My dick is big and long as a mile

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My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

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