My Rocket

Some people call their dick a rocket.

Guy 1: Dude Lisa sucked my rocket yesterday!
Guy 2: Nice!

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ride my rocket

To ride someone's dick

Friend: Omg how was your date with Jason?!
Me: it was fine I guess. He didn't let me ride his rocket which I was very disappointed from
Friend: would you like to ride MY rocket? ;)

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fuel my rocket

To find sexually stimulating or arousing

Sweetheart, that dress you have on really fuels my rocket! Baby, you really fuel my rocket!

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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