Noobraham Lincoln

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.

A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

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