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nutcrack

The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper

Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!

by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 1, 2006

32πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


nutcrack

A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.

Dude, that guy's wearing some crazy nuthuggers! I can totally see his nutcrack.

by Sylvia/Shaun May 14, 2008

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


nutcracker

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.

I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.

by MrSkeletonpants December 31, 2016

32πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


nutcracker

Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.

Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?

by thebigthrowdown July 20, 2006

587πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


nutcracked

To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.

"Eric was nutcracked today."

or

"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."

by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

32πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


the nutcracker

When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible

She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her

by Hey bitch what’s up November 10, 2018

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž