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Parisian sweet roll

Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.

Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.

by Shlomo the Jew May 26, 2003

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Parisian sweet roll

most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.

The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.

by Larry the Arab May 24, 2003

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