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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
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A sigma male that hates Paul Allen
Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity
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God.
During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.
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not a sigma male, but rather an npc
14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*
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Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period
Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.
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everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
While taking a young lady coitus more ferarum (that's doggy-style) pointing to yourself in the mirror, just like Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho.
Mirror not really necessary - the fun is in trying to keep a straight face, knowing that she has no idea what you are contemplating.
See the film for a graphic illustration of the Patrick Bateman finish. Additionally, I will bet the world that every man who reads this will try this finish the next time he gets a chance.
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