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Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.

The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

by GothMowgli July 1, 2022

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