Porch Pirate

Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.

"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"

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Porch Pirates

One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.

You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door

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Porch pirate

A person who, ( self explanatory hint), steals your Amazon deliveries right of your front porch.

The term porch pirate may have been invented by Adam Carolla. Why become a porch pirate when you can just loot a California train?

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reverse porch pirate

The act of going directly to someone's place of residence and leaving them a package, rather than sending it through the mail. The contents can be anything from a glitter bomb to a legitimate gift.

I'm bored and that prick who stole my lunch last week isn't home, so I'm gonna reverse porch pirate him with my cat's used litter.

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