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An intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch
Jessie's husband in The Walking Dead is a porch dick to Rick
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A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.
That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
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An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.
That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!
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when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick
That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.
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A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.
"Dude, stay away from the creepy neighbor. He's always eyeing me. He's such a porch dick!"
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A person sitting on his porch being an asshole to people passing by.
Jessie's husband was a total porch dick to Rick last night.
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