retarted

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

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retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

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retarted

The mongo spelling of the word retarded.

I am retarted. (yes you are!)

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retarted

Mis-spelling of the word retarded.

What the hell is a retart?

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retarted

stupid ass person that has to know nothing to get thro school or just fucked up in the head

you are so fucking retarted you stupid bitch

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retarted

Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.

"Hey libtards, YOUR RETARTED LOLOLOL!!!" - George W. Bush

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retarted

The past tense for an additional application of tart.

I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige

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