Second Amendment

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"

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Second Amendment

The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.

“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”

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Second Amendment

A needed impetmus for population control.

People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.

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Second Amendment

To shoot and kill someone.

Did you hear about the guy who Second Amendmented his girlfriend when she came home late the other night?

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Second Amendment

The right to bear arms

Cut off this man's arms.
This is a violation of the second amendment!

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Second amendment

The start and end of the Republican constitution.

Far too many people: IT SEZ RAGHT THER IN BLACK N' WHITE, RITE TO BEAR GUNS!

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Second amendment

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

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