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A cocktail consisting of Seagram 7 whisky and 7-UP plus ice.
Hi, can I get a Seven and Seven?
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Seven is by scientific fact the largest number ever. There may be those that can argue that seven isn't the largest number, but they would be incorrect. It is the largest number because 6 is equivalent to 8 and 5 is equivalent to 9 (and so on and so forth). In the olden days, seven was compared to gods, as the number has a special hook on it that not any other number does have. This hook was necessary in grabbing the gods from the heavens and bringing them down to earth so that sacrifices can get to them faster than without the seven bringing them down to earth.
Aaron: "Can you give me a hand with this homework?"
Bailey: "Sure"
Aaron: "What is 20x500?"
Bailey: "Seven"
Aaron: "What?"
Bailey: "It's seven"
Aaron:"I don't think that is-"
Bailey:"KILL THE NON-BELIEVER"
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Seven is everything and nothing all at the same time. In fact, Seven is time. Seven should always be capitalized and spoken about in a positive manner. Seven is the only number, all of the other numbers are just figments of your imagination.
And guess what? Seven is imagination.
Karah: Why is six afraid of Seven?
Jacob: Because everything is afraid of Seven.
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Brock: Want to know the most awesome equation in the world?
Jacob: Okay.
Brock: (7*7+7*7)/(7+7)=7
Jacob: My mind literally just exploded due to the massive amount of godliness that you just bestowed upon the universe.
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When someone just completed some work with perfection
God sevened the world.
Rainbow is sevened
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Means to delete something, like the option in your voicemail.
Ugh, i made a typo. I'll just seven that.
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A high quality first name with a lot of panache.
Wake up Seven, breakfast is ready.
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