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A 10/10 nickname, 100% would recommend a calling you friend Soybean.
"Heyo Tod! Your new name is Soybean!"
"Jake what the fuck."
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A person or being who is lactose intolerant and must live on soy products.
kid 1:Hey Soybean don't drink that it contains dairy in it.
Soybean: Thanks that was a close one I could have died.
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a most insignifacnt looking little bean, but has so many uses that you just want to bang your head into the wall while reading about it. When doing a report on soybeans, make sure to equip yourself with a lot of Tylenol and much vodka.
"dude I'm doing a report on effin soybeans"
"aww dude that sucks, you need some vodka?"
"nah I got some. You got some Tylenol?"
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An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.
Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.
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The act of spitting in a penis hole and then profusely shitting on a semi-erect penis. You then must rip out a soybean from the ground and shove it up your arsehole in an effort to prematurely ejaculate.
I performed The Nebraskan Soybean on my step-sis yesterday and I cummed after an hour!
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