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A sped jock. Usually play sports such as american football and hockey but receive C's, D's, and F's in their classes. Generally, spocks spend too much money on customized basketball shoes with colors that don't match and over exaggerate their actually ability to lift bro. Spocks hate on people with common sense and think they are good enough for every girl.
Guy #1: Look at Brian's new $200 dollar shoes.
Guy #2: The colors look so random so he must be a spock.
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Spock On is friendly phrase similar to Rock ON, or Hello, Good Job, Cheers, Etc. The term is often found used by players of the game Mafia Wars. The origins of the name come from the team at Spockholm that coined the phrase to unite its fan base.
We just found a solution to that new Bug, Spock On!
TGIF, Spock On!
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Originated by a gang of elite geeks who were followers of the Star Trek cult. Can be used to diss others and individuals whose intelligence is lesser than their's.
Equivalent to "suck it"
Person: Star Trek ? Is that the one with Luke Skywalker ?
Geek: No, that's Star Wars. Spock it, bitch.
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A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking
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When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.
Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
Person 3: you just got spocked.
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Derived from the ancient Chinese art of the shocker. It is performed by making a Vulcan sign with either your right or left hand, then you insert two fingers into the vaginal cavity and two into the anal cavity. If this does not please that special lady then you can use your free thumb to rub her clitoris until organsm or until the alcohol wears off.
I picked up this bitch from the club, and she wuz so horny that she asked for The Spock!!!
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One logical, badass mutha fucka. Capable of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
Spock: Live long and prosper bitch.
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