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Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.

That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.

by Deering October 17, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Kettle

When a headset on Xbox LIVE makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can't hear it.

Tea kettle! If you can't hear it, it's you.

by JIV3 July 22, 2010

64๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Kettle

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)

Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.

by Kendrick Paulson May 6, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Kettle

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

by 3rd Floor Seward September 24, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.

โ€œLMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!โ€

by uglyBitchlet June 4, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tea Kettle

Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."

Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."

I met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.

One of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.

This girl's ass was speaking teakellian to me last night.

by Encore21 July 19, 2010

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