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A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.
Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"
Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"
Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"
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You insert your fist repeatedly while the female is on her menstrual cycle. Thus creating Hawaiian Punch.
Vanessa: "Stephen we can't have sex im on my period."
Stephen: "Well perhaps, we can try something new!"
Vanessa: "Like what?"
Stephen: "Its called a Hawaiian Punch."
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(v)-Partially inserting tropical fruit into an oriface in a person and using a punch or series of punches to fully insert the fruit.
"I shoved a kiwi halfway in her twat and gave it a spinning backfist that sent it into her ovaries!" "NOW THATS A HAWAIIAN PUNCH!!"
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Koolaid Man is also Hawaiian Punch Guy
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When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period
Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise
Letting a Donkey stick their hooves in your lubed Anal cavity. Size doesn't matter.
OMG! I'm gonna do the Hawaiian donkey punch after school!!!!
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