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absolutely, positvely the only person on earth you are meant to be with. soul mate and best friend.
i am still looking for the one.
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The person you know you're going to love forever.
She knew that Joey was the one, so they screwed each other all night long.
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1) The person who knows the words to your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotton.
2) The person that you want to spend the rest of your life with.
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The one and only person who you're meant for.
You're the one isn't it obvious?
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A positive phrase in the civillian sector, but in the military it is used negatively. You do something stupid, then you're "that guy" that gets everyone fucked up because of your actions. This type of marine is also referred to as a shitbag, buddy fucker, garbage, etc.
Drill instructor: "Don't be the one that gets caught stealing peanut butter packets from the chow hall! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"
(1 day later) Drill Instructor: "GOOD! Recruit dumbass decided to steal peanut butter from the chow hall and eat it on firewatch! Fuck the Drill Instructor right? GET THE FUCK ON THE QUARTERDECK RIGHT NOW!"
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that annoying asshole from the matrix
anyone: "you're the one!"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "youre the one!"
keanu: "what? why am i here?"
anyone: "cause you're the one!"
keanu: "you havent answered my question"
anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"
keanu: "what?"
anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"
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