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1. A sexual act when you shit and piss into your partner's mouth and then yank their ear and pour water into their mouth, as if flushing a toilet. Past tense: toileted, present tense: toileting future tense: will toilet
Guy:Dude I did the toilet with my girlfriend last night!
Guy2: Ew dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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A place to sit and think. Also a good place to take a plop.
I'm going to go to the toilet and figure this out.
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A place where history is made
#toiletislife
#notsponcered
King of rock died in a toilet.
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(Verb) to ride a baby gorilla while doing tik tok dances, eating mac & cheese, and fighting space aliens.
Person: Bro I cant wait to Toilet today!
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I took a crap on the toilet and the toilet ate it
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A Holy shrine that will take whatever you throw at it. A golden seat of relief.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I thought we were going to hang out?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I was on the toilet , giving it my dinner from last night, I think I partied too hard.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I think my shrine is calling.
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n. 1. The system of depositing one's feces invented by Mr. Crapper himself when one day his wife got sick of him taking dumps in the kitchen sink.
synonyms-latrine, crapper, lavatory, john, the can, the pot, stool, throne, potty, commode
Seymour likes to drink out of the toilet.
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