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Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!
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To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
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A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.
Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.
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A sudden and rapid decline from sublime to slime.
Tiger Woods 'transgressions' catapulted from sublime to slime.
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An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.
WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield
That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did
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I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods
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The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.
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