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turtel

It is when your girl puts moldy cottage cheese in her mouth and gives you a blowjob. Then she throws up on your dick.

My girl said do you want a turtel for my birthday I was so happy.

by turtelmaster November 20, 2014

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


turteling

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

by soup bone February 5, 2008

25πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Turtel spaK

A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally β€˜shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile β€˜the turtle’. The occurs only in people named β€˜Ben’ or β€˜Abercrombie’

"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"

by Freaky Hobbit August 1, 2005

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž