Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

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Urban Dictonary

The thing ur on rn

I go on urban Dictonary every daz

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Urban Dictonary

The best website on the planet

Urban dictonary The only site where you can find lyrics to fuck a duck

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Urban Dictonary

Urban Dictionary is a complete shit hole of a site that only wankers use.

Go fuck yourself, Urban Dictonary.

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Urban Dictonary

A place that can horrify little children due to the large sex talks. Basically literally every definition is about sex

5yo: *sees sentence* "We decided to erect (meaning to build up in non-slang you idiot dirty minded pig) a shed in the back yard
5yo: *Doesn't know what erect means"
5yo: *searches the word "dictionary"
Finds Urban Dictionary
*Writes the word erect and sees lots of interesting stuff*
Urban Dictonary

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urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.

YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!

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urban dictonary

The place where one goes to piss away two hours looking up words like "computer" or "geek' "Assclown" and "emo"

Pixie spent an entire sunday afternoon looking up silly words :)

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