Vaping

A strange practice that involves fully grown adults blowing scented water vapour into the atmosphere from a phallic styled vaping device.

Some say vaping is a healthy replacement for a traditional cigarette.
Others say vaping just makes you look like a knob.

Person A: I love vaping, this new summer fruits liquid is the nuts.

Person B: Wtf, you're a fully grown adult walking around blowing summer fruits scented water vapour into the air?!
Person A: Yea, me & all the cool kids love a Vape.
Person B: Is that the same cool kids who enjoyed a cheeky smoke behind the bike sheds in school & now wipe down my table in Mcdonalds?
Person A: Do you want fries with that?

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Vaping

The quickest way to make all your friends hate you.

Guy 1: bro I just bought this new juice called strawberry cheesecake.. Do you wanna go behind the school and start vaping with me and billy?
Guy 2: no... Kill yourself Chad

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Vaping

The process by which one inhales vapour from a personal vaporiser, or e-cig.

Used instead of 'smoking' to describe the action of someone sucking on the business end of an e-cig instead of a death stick

Obama really ought to quit smoking and start vaping.

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Vaping

The reason you're single.

Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single

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Vaping

A stupid worldwide pastime, where people sit on their fat asses all day becoming a human smoke machine.

"Hey bro you wanna go vaping at my house?"

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Vaping

A great way to show that you like the look of massive white farts coming out of your mouth.

Tom: "Hey babe, are you vaping that new flavor yet? It's super good for cloud chasing."

Stacy: "Sorry, its not you, its me. Actually, yeah it is you."

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Vaping

An act that is performed by virgin to show to show the rest of the world that they will stay virgins for the rest of their sad lives

What is the hardest part about vaping?
Telling your parents that you will never give them a grandchild.

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