VAR

A video review system used in football to make bullshit decisions and ruin games.

The decision made by VAR was shit!

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VAR

The worlds biggest Manchester United fan. VAR has a tendency to ruin people's dreams because their arm hair was offside.

VAR: The defender touched Rashford, penalty given.
Bruno Fernandes: Only 1 penalty so far this game? Disappointing.

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VAR

A video review system used in football to make outrageously bad calls and ruin the game of football

That VAR call yesterday was stupid

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VAR

When the referee points to review a questionable game changing play in a professional soccer game

Jake “It’s gonna go to VAR”
Kieran “Wow I hope they still give us a penalty”

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VAR

used in case the dumb ref doesn't have a clue (Martin Atkinson) Only used in big football matches. Usually in favour of Liverpool commonly called liVARpool

Neymar JR. VAR VAR

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VAR

A group of spineless degenerate incompetent purple monkey jugglers posing as IT helpdesk support for other less inferior and underqualified Information Technology surrogates.

I called the VAR and they were a bunch of low-life geeks with no common rationality or sense of time.

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var

A commonly used positive and respectful substitution for many words. It is also known as an ancient Varillian chant to bring good fortune.

A term used in Turing software.

"What the var man!?!?"

"How are you varring today?"

"VAR!?!!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?"

"VAR, VAR, VAR, VAR, VARVARVARVAR, VAR, VAR!"

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