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Willie Nelson

one of the greatest country singers of our generation. had an unsuccessful start in nashville in the 1960s, writing hits such as "crazy" and "hello walls", but was rejected because music row thought he sang "funny". well he basically said screw you and in 1975 went back home to Texas and recorded one the best albums of all time- Red Headed Stranger- with his 9 piece band. This launched his career and he has been considered an outlaw and legend ever since.

Willie Nelson's voice sounds better on cover songs than the original artists.

by pdunny July 28, 2005

257๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021


Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing

Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude

by raging redneck 69 August 6, 2015

10๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing

Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude

by raging redneck 69 August 5, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


willie nelson

An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.

"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)

by Miles Murphy January 30, 2008

86๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


the willy nelson

an inescapable wrestling move

used to emphasized pwnedge during a wrestling match. Most commonly used in high school gym class

derived from "half nelson" and "full nelson"

Oh shit! He's got'em in the willy nelson

by zee pwnzer November 28, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Willy Nelson

Older gentleman who smokes marijuana

"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"

by HAHADude November 1, 2015

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