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Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
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"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
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After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
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Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"
I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.
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When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.
“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”
“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”