yard tard

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

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yard tard

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

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Yard Tard

Derogitory term to describe a backyard wrestler.

"There's more to wrestling than jumping off a roof, you Yard Tard!"
"Get some real training, Yard Tard!"

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tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

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