yo mum

Yo mum generally used in yo muma jokes to offend the other person

Yo muma so small she can hang glide on a dorrito

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Yo mum

A person who hates you and would love to kill you

I was down at the nightclub and I was about to get a beer when my Mum said no you little piece of shit and slaps me (not my Mum does this but yo mum does)

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Yo mum

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yo mum gay

The worst insult a human can endure, once this insult has been said, it cannot be unsaid.

Zack: Ellis, have you eve...
Ellis: ...Yo mum gay
Zack: No! how can you say this?
*Zack dies in a burning inferno*

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suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you

guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"

yo mum ye

Guy 1: 'Step 1, roast the potatoes.'
Guy 2: *doesn't get it* 'YO MUM YE!!'

or

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

Yo mum fat

The truth...

Yo mum fat, I hope you know that.

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